unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run
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kahomo:

when ur absent from school and you ask the teacher to explain something and they just say ‘well you should have been here’

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@AllyBrooke: Hi I’m Ally and those are my 4 kids in the background

@AllyBrooke: Hi I’m Ally and those are my 4 kids in the background

reblogged 4 hours ago @ 01 Aug 2014 with 940 notes via/source

Ally and Normani hanging out in Ally’s bunk

reblogged 4 hours ago @ 01 Aug 2014 with 789 notes via/source

anikamoa05:

aries: bro ho

taurus: realest ho

gemini:  fake ho

cancer: sensitive ho

leo: cool ho

virgo: bitch ho

libra: smart ass ho

scorpio: best ho

sagittarius: chill ho

capricorn: bitter ho

aquarius:  crazy ho

pisces:  magical ho

reblogged 4 hours ago @ 01 Aug 2014 with 32,659 notes via/source
xvirgo

#AllyShrinks

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Anonymous said:
answer to that anon: it's grace helbig

Thank you!

answered 4 hours ago @ 01 Aug 2014
xAnonymous
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kevinguillermo:

when you sneeze in class and nobody says “bless you”

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kutokki:

ive lost all motivation to do anything these days and people dont understand they just tell me to get motivated yeah sure let me go down to the store and grab a bottle of purpose in life

reblogged 5 hours ago @ 01 Aug 2014 with 244,054 notes via/source